20 June 2007

COMPETITION CLOSES TOMORROW AT MIDDAY!
Can Mr Fix it fix it!
Elwyn is trying to fix his caravan fridge, he looks a bit puzzled to me. Maureen will judge the best slogan for this competition which closes next Friday midday, prize to be determined, it could be a broken caravan fridge!

62 comments:

maureen said...

time for another glass of wine, or two, or three.

Stu said...

"Now if I fit the optics along the top slot and the hand pumps along the bottom I can do away with all this loose booze hanging around the place".

diane said...

"now where did I put the spare flux copacitor"?

maureen said...

diane i need to ask billy what all this clever talk is about???

simon said...

i am sure i left my wallet in one of these holes,,,,, but which one.

anne said...

no simon this is the new hole in the wall banking system, deposits only.

jon said...

you need smaller hands than that elwyn,you will never get them in that hole in the wall.

h.c.h. said...

look out/// BANG /// stick to your wind up radio mate.

Jon HCH said...

Where did I leave that viagra?

enid said...

When I get my hands on that man from the caravan shop who sold me the wrong part for £100, I am going to hang him up by his unmentionibles from the end of the awning.
As you can see we're back on line.

maureen said...

great holiday this, NO FOOD IN THE FRIDGE / NO MILK FOR THE TEA / WARM WINE / WARM BEER / ITS STARTING TO RAIN / THE FROGS ARE OUT / SO ARE THE EARWIGS / no need to go any further, we are going home, oh, on second thoughts ?.

maureen said...

com/on you lot, dont be shy, dont forget i am the judge, and elwyn can take it.

diane said...

Maureen a flux capacitor is what they needed for the car in back to the future to time travel

maureen said...

well do you think it will work on the fridge,might be worth a try.

Paula said...

So much for that new satellite system! I still can't get a picture!

bunty said...

can someone help me please,

maureen said...

i hope all you bedlington folk in yorkshire are all o.k. hope you are not flooded.

matthew said...

97,98,99,100, coming ready or not!

bunty said...

put it all back,and keep your fingers x, then switch on and run.

Paula said...

Elwyn "well I sent Maureen into the big hole to see if she could sort it, but I haven't seen her for days now...."

Tina W said...

If I sit and stare at it long enough I might get some inspiration-oh my eyes are getting heavy!!

Tina W said...

Iwill be surprised if Mr.Fix it can't fix it.

Tina W said...

I could always post the welsh dragon through there feet first-that'll stop her moaning at me to fix the fridge.

Lesley Caines said...

Missed you on here Tina, sooooooooo pleased to have you,re back on the blog. Hope you had a fun fishing holiday, any photos?

Tina W said...

We had a wet fishing holiday-but still enjoyed it.Sorry no photos(Didn't take the camera)but will take it when we go away in 2 weeks time.

Stu said...

Don't tell fibs, you just didn't catch anything worth photographing!

Anonymous said...

Can't remember which is best, top slot or bottom hole. Perhaps if I put my wellies on it will jog my memory for such things.

maureen said...

helo, i have worked out what is wrong with the fridge,,,first of all, lesley cane is not feeling too good a bit sick, so is lesley butler,so is elwyn so am i,, lesley butlers fridge has stopped working on gas, so has ours, there can only be one reason,LESLEY BUTLER HAS GIVEN US ALL RADIO ACTIVE POISONING, if any one else does not feel well after three counties,let us know.we can all blame her.

Tina W said...

Dear me,I hope that you're not all pregnant.!!!lol
Get well wishes to all of you.

elwyn said...

look i put all the judges in the black hole,, and they dont come out until they promise us the ticket,thats the way to do it/

Tina W said...

Oh boyo this has got me stumped-I can't get the ruddy parts I need-Mo give me a cigarette.

Tina W said...

If I put the gas pipe up Maureens back-side it'll work as she generates a lot of gas!!

elwyn said...

if i could get mrs butler in the bottom hole on the burner, i could be the first person to have a nuclear fridge that would keep the beer cold

maureen said...

o.k. i have read 2 good ones that made me smile, you are getting there, but i need more please.

maureen said...

o. k. its still not working, parts should be here tomorrow.

Frigid Freda said...

They said that last week

Bunty said...

Have you never heard the saying that tomorrow never comes?

floras mum said...

I think we should put the fridge back together and tror along to the caravan place and see about a trade-in,but don't mention the fridge.

sweaty sock said...

Think I'll go and have a game of rugby and wait for inspiration.

derek said...

I'll ask Jim - he'll fix it

matthew said...

maybe if i sit staring at it long enough in silence, it will mend itself.

Stu said...

Soddit, I'll go fishing and keep my beer cool in the keepnet.

maureen said...

there are one or two that made sence to me,i would love a couple more,so please have a go, it would please lesley,cos she is a bit down,it might take her mind of things for a short while,,,we will decide on the prize later today,,,

Anonymous said...

First prize is a night of passion with Lesley while John is lazing in bed surrounded by pretty nurses.

Second prize is the same but with Maureen while Elwyn fixes the fridge.

maureen said...

are you saying i am second rate,i know who you are, cos i am doing jon's job,i have the power, so look out.

Tina W said...

What's Jons job-are you going up the ladder to finnish the job off?
Be careful!!!

Anonymous said...

Sorry, forgot, the winner could be female

maureen said...

its equal rights, you are definately a man.

Tina W said...

Or A lemon!!

MAUREEN said...

can i put the lemon in the fridge, THE PRIZE IS A WONDERFULL BEDLINGTON KEY RING,


NOW THATS WORTH TRYING TO WIN, YOU WOULD BE PROUD TO SHARE YOUR KEY'S WITH IT.

Lesley said...

I have just caught up on the comments, and I have the most wonderful Bedlington fridge magnet to give away. The winner now has a choice! you only have one day left to win won one of these wonderful not to be missed prizes, so keep those comments coming!

Anonymous said...

Who nicked me fridge and how did they get it out without waking me and mo.LB.

Anonymous said...

Sorry to hear i gave Lesley my sickness.
And im very sorry to have given Jon my dizziness.
What was it i gave u and elwyn.
Did i give it to Stu, Angela & Pat.
Olive must have got some of it too.LB

Stu said...

All I got was a hangover but that wasn't your fault Les.

Anonymous said...

You didn't notice them nicking the fridge because the old van was rockin'

Bunty said...

Don't come a knockin when the caravan is rockin!!

Sweaty sock said...

We'll have to be friendly to our neighbours so that we can use their fridge.

maureen said...

mr fixit has fixed it, results later,i have to trim my dogs for south wales.

Tina W said...

Yippee-I had faith in you Elwyn,bet your glad Mo.

maureen said...

sorry folks i have not been able to judge the competition as there has been things that have stopped me thinking,,beyond my control,,,

this afternoon will be the big moment,,,i hope you are not going to fine me.

maureen said...

this was a tough one to put a caption to,there are two prizes on offer,therefore blow the expence,i am calling it a draw,cos i could not decide.

the WONDERFUL KEY RING i award to DIANE for ( flux capacitor ). clever girl.

the WONDERFUL FRIDGE MAGNET goes to FLORAS MUM, ( trade-in but dont mention the fridge,) because if elwyn could not mend the fridge we might have resorted to that, i dont have a clue who FLORAS-MUM is, so to claim your wonderful prize YOU HAVE TO LET US KNOW WHO YOU ARE... thankyou so much for entering bedlingtonpictures competitions.

billy said...

fix !!!